Dear God,
Thank you for keeping up with the times and blessing our world with a revised version of your original eucharists. Can't emphasize how much of a sacrifice it was to woof down the prior version, .05g of fat and all. Will there be future advancements in the Christian diet? Could you create a 30 day meal plan one could order by mail via a series of compelling television ads?
.01g healthier,
Kyle in Illinois, Age 23
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