Sunday, June 15, 2008

Floods



Dear God,

What's with all the flooding? Understandably it's that time of year when weather patterns shift, however tarnishing our manmade water diversion systems wasn't in the forecast. You're really messing some things up for people down here. Did you consider that when you let water flood over a major interstate highway in Wisconsin?

Was this a reaction to the state of the world? Did you cover that road to tell us to stop burning up so much gas? Maybe you should flood some power plants too if that's the case.

Either way - thanks for giving the human race the knowledge to create boats and flood insurance. We'll take it from here.

Perplexed,

Kyle in Illinois, Age 22