Airline Safety

Dear God,
Thank you for finally convincing the department of homeland security to begin equipping commercial airliners with anti-missile systems. My last flight was extremely unnerving because I couldn't stop thinking about missile attacks. Also I'm glad you got the department of homeland security a good deal, $29 million. What a steal! While it's good that our skies will be safe, was there a problem to begin with? Won't all missile firing entities now direct missiles at buildings instead of airplanes?
Buying up shares in the anti-missile industry,

Kyle in Wisconsin, Age 22

GodTube

Dear God,
Sometimes it feels like the Internet is steepening the slope into the lake of fire. However, some seem to be resisting that thought and adapting each latest Internet wonder to a tool of spirituality. Do you appreciate GodTube as much as it appreciates you?
Suspending my membership to GodTube until further signal,

Kyle in Wisconsin, Age 22