Fundamentalist Adventures

Dear God,
How do you feel about A.J. Jacobs and his literal quest to make plight of fundamentalism? Has this form of religious irony secured Jacobs a fast lane in the lake of fire? Isn't it great that we still embrace jesus as a caucasian coffee-drinker? Why do agnostics write books I actually want to read?

Not throwing Jacobs a kickboard just yet,

Kyle in Illinois, Age 22

Dirty America

Dear God,
Why didn't Pope Benedict XVI kiss the ground like the previous Pope when he landed in the US? Was it because he was greeted by president Bush? Did he smell the catholic souls-in-purgatory fertilizer used on the lawn? Why does the pope get a bullet-proof Mercedes? Do you wish that the popes Mercedes had gold-colored 20 inch wheels too?

Hoping the Pope refers to recent sex scandals in the catholic church as 'water under the bridge,'

Kyle in Illinois, Age 22

Important Decision

Dear God,
Wow. Someone took the time to actually have this photo shoot. How does this happen? "Lets simulate how it would go down if Jesus came back and campaigned in the upcoming election?" This bridging of religion and branding makes my stomach turn. On the up-side it's comforting to know stereotypical Jesus drinks coffee or tea and keeps his composure when you present crappy ideas. Hopefully color options for that cross concept include rainbow stripes. Gag me.

Basking in stereotypes,

Kyle in Illinois, Age 22