Y2K

Dear God,
Were you behind Y2K? Was that a test? What was that? Assuming it wasn't just a plot to get everyone to stockpile Slim Jims, Y2K was a looming pandemic of technological hysteria that cast a strange worldly gloom. Did you know you ruined a lot of New Years parties? Was it something we did? Was it the exponential rate at which we willingly gave control of our minds to robots? Was it our carbon footprint?

Glad that's water under the bridge,

Kyle in Illinois, Age 24

Seasonal cheer to Michael in Illinois for the referral.