Thursday, January 10, 2008

Airline Safety


Dear God,
Thank you for finally convincing the department of homeland security to begin equipping commercial airliners with anti-missile systems. My last flight was extremely unnerving because I couldn't stop thinking about missile attacks. Also I'm glad you got the department of homeland security a good deal, $29 million. What a steal! While it's good that our skies will be safe, was there a problem to begin with? Won't all missile firing entities now direct missiles at buildings instead of airplanes?
Buying up shares in the anti-missile industry,

Kyle in Wisconsin, Age 22

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