Dear God,
For which of the following reasons is California on fire?
A. It is the home of "The Spaceward Foundation," an organization which plans to fund the Space Elevator.
B. John Stossel is trying to disprove global warming.
C. California residents put up Halloween decorations too early this year.
Love,
Kyle in Wisconsin, Age 22
I choose to burn California to the ground, because of c. Too soon.
ReplyDeleteToo soon?
Eternally yours,
God.
God,
ReplyDeleteDidn't some little kid start one of the fires because he was playing with matches? Were you channeling your power through him? Like, perhaps, Macaulay Culkin in Home Alone? Or was that a different thing entirely?
- Bryon