Goulet

Dear God,
It's assumed by now you've rightfully restored Robert Goulet to the peak of his career. What tasks do you have in store for Dr. Suave in the afterlife? Personal songbird? Missions in poverty? Soldier of cosmological justice? It shouldn't take much to sell, so please convince the folks on this planet to honor him with a special holiday.
Sincerely yours,

Kyle in Wisconsin, Age 22