Yankee Candle Holidays

Dear God,
How do you feel about the new Yankee Candle flavor, Siberian Silver Fir? They say it's Siberian SIlver Fir oil imported from Siberia. If this is all true and part of your plan does that mean you support the WTO? Is this candle symbolic of world peace?
Love,

Kyle in Wisconsin, Age 22

Spoon Collectors

Dear God,
How much of an impact would you say eclectic hobbies play in letting people in to your club? Say a spoon collector? Time well spent?

Facebook Gifts

Dear God,
Did 100,000 people actually pay $1 each to send each other a picture of a kitten on a social networking site? Is your finger on the trigger of apocalypse?
Love,

Kyle in Wisconsin, Age 22

Malibu Flames

Dear God,
For which of the following reasons is California on fire?
A. It is the home of "The Spaceward Foundation," an organization which plans to fund the Space Elevator.
B. John Stossel is trying to disprove global warming.
C. California residents put up Halloween decorations too early this year.
Love,

Kyle in Wisconsin, Age 22

iPhone

Dear God,
Why do religious people consistently rip off good advertising and try to wrap its message around your intentions? Does that commercial degradation cause you to increase natural disasters?
Love,

Kyle in Wisconsin, Age 22

Space Elevator

Dear God,
As you already know, scientists are attempting to build a $10 billion elevator to outer space. If we build a space elevator will you open the lake of fire?
Love,

Kyle in Wisconsin, Age 22

John Mayer

Dear God,
Why is John Mayer waiting on the world to change and also modeling for Gap commercials?
Love,

Kyle in Wisconsin, Age 22